Are We Old?

We recorded Are We Old? about 5 months ago, I can hear the dew of youth in our voices. This was the second or third episode we did, an early experiment of me making segue noises instead of shelling out cash to buy royalty-free sound effects. What did we know? It was Spring ‘26 and we were both still only 62 years old.

In general, Greg and I talk a lot about age: do we look it, do we feel it, how long do we have, and is watching reruns of New Girl really making the most of that time? (Jury’s out - good show). We do feel fine, obviously we look amazing, and doing The AgendaPod has brought new vigor to our lives, just as we hope it will for all of you - a virtual B12 shot in the ass of America.

If you, like I, ask these questions, listen carefully to this episode in between frequent bathroom breaks. You may be old.

Who moved my gear shift off the steering wheel?

What time do phone calls get cheaper?

Can I swim after eating?

PS: there’s a lot here about Fiorello LaGuardia (for some reason). Keep Wikipedia close. - JG